In the pantheon of "Saturday Night Live" segments, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" are legendary. Well, now Jack Handey has written his own legend --- it's part of his new humor collection, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats.

In the pantheon of "Saturday Night Live" segments, "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" are legendary. Well, now Jack Handey has written his own legend --- it's part of his new humor collection, What I'd Say to the Martians and Other Veiled Threats.
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