Best cat photo of 2012, guaranteed

We see a lot of cat photos from around the world at GlobalPost.

We are, after all, an international news organization that does its thing on the internet.

But in all of our global web searching, even we have never seen something quite like Boris.

Yes, he's real.

Yes, he has one eye.

Yes, he's shaved.

And, yes, he's as ornery as he looks.

Move over, Grumpy Cat. Meet Boris.

Behold.

And enjoy.