Green Assassin

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"Green" is still the buzzword for new industry in America, and Studio 360's Scott Blaszak wants in. He's a green entrepreneur in an unusual field – contract killing – and as the world's first carbon-neutral assassin, he's finding innovative ways to make the dirty work of murder a cleaner, greener endeavor. Scott Blaszak's satirical monologue is performed by Mark Price.