Our Geo Quiz today literally takes us all over the map. It's not easy telling geography jokes. But we're going to try for today's Geo Quiz.
Ready?
What do you get when you cross a mapmaker with a cowboy?
A COW-tographer.
OK -- that wasn't very funny. It's tough to find humor in a map. But then, along comes an atlas put together by the folks at The Onion. The satirical website's editors openly poke fun at 200 countries, including....
“Columbia South America's middle man Israel the empty promised land, Haiti plight of the living dead Iraq they had it coming panama a shortcut with its own national anthem Afghanistan Alla's cat box Russia where Russians are sent to dieâ€
The Onion's new atlas boasts of having maps with fewer clouds, curvier latitude lines and 30 percent more Asia. Your challenge today is to name the country that The Onion's Atlas refers to as:
"One nation above God," the Center of the universe, the birthplace of art, music, aviation, and every great thing ever!"
It's a European country with lots of attitude. We're not saying whether that's good or bad. We just want you to name the place.
We'll flip through the pages of this unusual atlas, and reveal the answer here...