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As Mayan 'end of the world' nears, Chinese especially interested in preparing

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:25:00 -0600

Various people around the world are looking to Dec. 21, the last day on an ancient Mayan calendar, as the end of the world. And while that theory has long been discredited, some people, especially in China, are madly preparing for that day.

Pastor Donald Victor

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:40:55 -0600

Do not worry world is not going to end or sun & moon not going to stop shining until below mentioned words of Jesus is fulfilled.

According to the Bible, the disciples asked Jesus "“when will this happen, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?
Jesus replied "“Watch out that no one deceives you. 5 For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many. 6 You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come. 7 Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be famines and earthquakes in various places. 8 All these are the beginning of birth pains.

9 “Then you will be handed over to be persecuted and put to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of me. 10 At that time many will turn away from the faith and will betray and hate each other, 11 and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people. 12 Because of the increase of wickedness, the love of most will grow cold, 13 but the one who stands firm to the end will be saved. 14 And this gospel of the kingdom will be preached in the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come.

Daniel Earwicker

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 07:20:53 -0600

@Pastor Donald Victor

No no no, you have it all wrong! According to the final verses of the Holy Prognostications of His Most Holy Grand Giblet Assessor, Samuel of the Sensitive Fingers, in the last days there will come a plague of tiny hammers with the wings of doves.

The hammers will fly down to earth and visit every nation, where they will first seek out the nicest people, and will use their hammer claws to remove any inconvenient nails from each nice person's place of dwelling.

Then the hammers will fly off to look for the foolish people, into whose foreheads they will hammer the nails, though they be bent and difficult to hammer in correctly, ye unto the twelve hundredth nail or whichever be the larger (see verse 4433 paragraph 14 sub-section N for further clarification).